I signed up to this about two years ago at the suggestion of a mate who was tired of me being a ‘whingey bastard’. I know, he types like someone glued staplers to his hands and he learned English from the graffiti on a toilet wall. The worst; possibly one of the myriad of stalkers I gathered “ Next let’s have a look at Tinder.
So I signed up, did up the profile; “, then tried to pick a few photos that didn’t make me look like a homeless priest. First off, if you’re a guy you have to get used to essentially being a spam bot. Tinder is probably the fastest growing and easiest to use of all of the social dating apps whereby you can just pick a person from a catalogue of Facebook profiles and indicate your mutual interest by smearing buttery marmalade all over your screen because you’d forgotten that you were eating toast. You are picking someone based on a few pictures and are essentially consulting with your genitals as to whether or not this person is of good genetic material. I met one girl in particular who I really fell for only to find out that she wasn’t looking for anything serious and wanted to date around.
This label draws a geographical line in the sand between here and the misnamed "upstate" provinces of places like Westchester and the cultures therein.
In five years in New York City, I can't even name more than one person from any of the apartment buildings I lived in.
But in Redwood, like rural outposts all over the US, I knew about people's love lives before we'd even been introduced.
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